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Renters! Where are you my fine, feathered friends?

Posted on October 17, 2016

You will need to be Peregrine-falcon-fast to get your talons on this juicy new loft we have for the renting at the Feather Factory Lofts. Honestly I hope you’re not even reading anymore…you really should have contacted me by now. But if you are, here are the details: 1 bedroom, 2nd floor corner unit practically showing off with all the light from spectacular wrap around windows, alllll the exposed bricks and beams your little loft loving eyeballs can handle. Ensuite laundry and quiet, North/East exposure. Available unfurnished starting December 1st 2016. Permit parking available. Pets OK. Smoking not OK.
$2200/month + utilities.
Contact me today for a private viewing.

We love you. And want you to live in cool places.
Now shake your tail feathers! (couldn’t help myself).

Click here to see pics.

AX

MAKE BACKYARDS GREAT AGAIN

Posted on October 1, 2016

Citizens of Toronto, Canada:  Look at these pictures.  Fantastic pictures.  All of them.  Just fantastic.  A look.  And you would understand how great these pictures are. Believe me.

[sniff]

This is a phenomenal house!  Detached. Contemporary. Completely renovated and with all the gold standard stuff: open concept main floor with front hall closet, kitchen with built-in everything (Sub Zero fridge, Miele wall ovens, gah – so many things to list you just need to come and check it out), powder room, and family room that leads to the best backyard this side of Las Vegas. Enormous, low maintenance, outdoor spaces with a built in hot tub and West facing sun.  It’s so luxurious.  The sunshine is golden. You’re gonna love it. If this backyard were in a beauty pageant, it would win and I would be hitting on it.

I could stop here, but then you would miss hearing about the 2nd floor which has a master bedroom suite to end all the others you have ever seen.  More room than you’ll know how to handle with windows overlooking the backyard, built in closets and a bathroom with double shower, separate egg tub, heated floors and some spectacular lighting. Unbelievable lighting.  If there is something that is a major ‘nice-to-have’ in a bathroom, its fancy lighting that makes you look like 4-12 billion dollars.

Can you believe this?  There’s more.  It’s absolutely fantastic!  Basement fully equipped with separate entrance, another bedroom, a bathroom, and TV zone with projector.

You’re gonna do the Hillary shimmy when you see the garage. For two cars! You’ll need it. Because you may never drive anywhere again. Why would you? This house is tucked between two of the best – Little Italy and Dundas West. Everyone talks about how great this location is. It’s beautiful.

I have made some tough decisions in my life, but it’s always with an eye to the bottom line. This is a great decision. Just tremendous.

It’s tangible. It’s solid. It’s artistic from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. Since you’re gonna be thinking anyway, you might as well think big.

Pics are here
Virtual tour is here
Listing is here *this link will only be available for 2 weeks from today!

Open housing this weekend 2-4pm both days.

Ax

You gotta ask yourself: do you feel lucky?

Posted on September 22, 2016

Belleville? or BelleVEGAS! This townhouse is such a winner. You really are the luckiest duck to have a shot at this gorgeous freehold townhouse. It has all the right junk in all the right places.

Over 2000 square feet of airy, breezy, townhousery. Enormous eat in kitchen with a gas fireplace, 3rd floor master suite with great built in closets, 2nd floor family room, 2nd floor laundry (YES!).
Nestled in a great community steps from the Loblaws at Vic Park and Gerrard (It would almost be too ridiculous to drive for groceries – that’s how close), parks (practically across the street!), the subway, and even The Beach. Three bedrooms, three bathrooms, three minutes more…and it’ll be gone.
You know what to do.
Pics
Listing
Ax